flash forward to 1984, my first year in high school. I went to a regional high and was introduced to a whole new town of kids, as i was the smallest kid from my town i was eventually tested by the smallest kid from the other town on a local playground. i don't know how it happened but eventually he squashed shaving cream in my hair, i responded with a big load of mud in his face.
he then jumped on me in and as we fell his knee broke my collarbone....fuck! i made up some story to my folks instead of ratting him out.
So i was stoked to get outta gym class, i had to go meet with the gym teacher to figure something out. Turns out he made a deal with my dad, i would be the frig-gin water boy for the football team for the whole semester. my weekends were shit and i was a really small kid with a shaved head who was in a hardcore band.....Thanks dad!
